It is probably a bridge
too far to make the leap from Ahab’s harpoon to Hugh Hefner phallus but that’s
the sort of elongated stretch one does as a lapsed poet. They say he died of
natural causes and that only extends the metaphor. At age 91 one might say he
achieved longevity in every sense.
The Jungians would describe
him as a Puer Aeternus (eternal child), enjoying his years in the pleasure dome of an adolescent fantasy on a rotating circular bed with a mirrored ceiling in a
forty-eight room mansion. He later moved
from Chicago to a six acre compound with a staff of seventy near Beverly Hills.
He seemed to live the life
promised to suicide bombers upon their combustion, though I understand those
seventy-two virgins were a mistranslation of seventy-two raisins. In any case
Hefner is to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe which he declared was an offer, too sweet to pass up. In his mind a sort
of Playboy immortality.
One wonders whether he was
prodigiously and indefatigably endowed. Is it true
that large penises are like large banks…….too big to fail?
The images I have of
enhancement or augmentation make me wince. I suppose that means both length and
breadth. God help those with shortness of breadth. I would hope those penile
doctors are heavily insured with no more than a one inch deductible. Try
getting your H.M.O. to cover this.
Whether woman were subjects
or objects is no longer a matter for debate. He pedaled forbidden fruit with a preference for melons, particularly unblemished and air-brushed. An unrepentant Libertine he was both exploiter and emancipator. Gloria Steinem called him pathetic. Yet if the alternative is the
sort of repression Mike Pence lives with I’ll go with Hef.
Yet to give him his due it
needs to be said Hugh Hefner was a counter-culture voice arising out of the
Eisenhower fifties when conformity was a given and gender politics as yet unarticulated.
America then and now are two different paradigms unrecognizable to each other.
His personal revolution against the strictures of sexual hypocrisy and Puritanical
values became aligned with the Zeitgeist which he rode into the new social
order of the sixties and seventies.
He made his point yet at
the same time his life-style seems somehow an American phenomena already
distant, ready for the archival room of a history museum.
It's safe to say nobody enjoyed his prolonged parental rebellion as much as Hefner. He turned porn and hedonism into a pseudo-feminist-sophisticated fine art and gave it a socio-political agenda….and all the time still in his pajamas. Ahab’s harpoon would have wilted.