Sunday, March 2, 2025

The Day Zelensky Got Sold Down The River

The hands on the clock ran counter-clockwise

We asserted our right to pillage and loot

For pieces of silver under their soil

Vito Corleone made an offer that got refused

The hungry bear gobbled the salmon

A kindergarten bully knocked over a kid's blocks

Churchill choked on his cigar

Attila the Hun got pardoned

A man at the beach kicked sand in someone's face

A slumlord evicted a family

Stalin, from his mausoleum, applauded

Ivan the Terrible seemed less terrible

A passenger abused the flight attendant because he can.

The U.S. invaded Grenada again.

A murder of crows executed a hummingbird

Walmart closed down Main St.

The oval office grew spikes

A piranha swallowed the goldfish