Tuesday, November 22, 2022

The Day Wales Tied the U.S.

Have a pear-apple. Apple and pear tied in the pulp of the matter.

My Covid test is indeterminate. Was that really a pink line?

Some of Trump's toadies are denouncing him.

Others roll up their sleeves and approach him on their knees.

Putin bombs Ukraine to Smithereens.

Forty million Smithereens answer back.

Microbes, guns, carbon dioxide. Have a nice day.

French toast at 4 A.M. with maple syrup. Covid is neutralized.

Mr. Smith comes to the Washington swamp of Foggy Bottom.

Broken-field runner fumbles in Georgia. Let us open our hymnals.

Gluttony and Sloth vs Avarice and Malice. No contest.

Men put balls in holes. Where there was nothing there is now something and then there is nothing again.

Wales gave us Dylan Thomas. We gave them Mark Zuckerberg.

Raise the damn goalposts or lower the field. 

Fans don't love zero-zero. But the rest of us like the equipoise.


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