Tuesday, December 28, 2021

What Do You Know, Joe?

When Joseph and Mary got to the inn 

God forgot to make reservations 

and there was no room except in the manger. 

That's what happens without Planned Parenthood. 

There was also no room in Joe Manchin's mansion 

to consider children, students, melting glaciers 

or overpriced prescriptions.  

That other Joe in the White House thought 

Manchin’s doors were open but the Maserati 

took up the space and the yacht was no Ark. 

Seventy-five years ago, Jo Stafford addressed G.I. Joe 

as she sang You Belong To Me

After the good war was over Joe McCarthy 

in his drunken stupor thought he saw Joe Stalin 

in every movie studio, every barber shop, 

and the bottom of every bottle he drank. 

Senator Joe was born with Joseph Conrad's

Heart of Darkness

Joe DiMaggio and Joe Louis would have been next. 

It took Joseph Welch to ask if he had even an ounce of decency. 

How many cups of Joe will it take 

to wake America to the needs of the average Joe?

Joseph Campbell found heroes with a thousand faces

as he breathed new life into the archetypes.

Maybe the greatest Joe of them all was Joe Green.

Not Mean Joe Green, the football player 

whom I wouldn't want my sister to marry if I had one 

but Guiseppe Verdi, aka Joe Green,

composer of twenty-eight operas

including Aida to whose theme we dutifully marched

entering the auditorium at P.S. 99

with Joseph Koplowitz in front of me

and Josephine Sherashevsky behind. 

 

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